Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Rodney Dangerfield   #damnrichardcurtis #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags   I really hoped Adam would forget to sort it out. Instead, Adam made a bee line for me when he came in the next morning. “Good news. It’s sorted. She’s seen […]

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Cheat on a good man and karma makes sure you end up with the tosser you deserve.

Agua que no has de beber, déjala correr.   #damnrichardcurtis #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags   Adam collared me as soon as I saw him. “When are you going to go out again?” “I have been out the whole weekend. And an evening a week before.” “I am not talking about playing football you dick. Nor with a […]

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Not being a morning-after regret

I don’t remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.   #damnrichardcurtis #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags     It was really early when I woke in the morning. I made tea in the room and laid in bed, watching TV, when she finally […]

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Carpe Mentula…

A poem is a one-night stand, a short story a love affair, and a novel a marriage.   #damnrichardcurtis #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags   We went in and she headed straight for the bathroom. She sounded like she was playing the drums with the amount of noise. I turned on the TV and turned it up as […]

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll regret tomorrow, sleep late.

“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” Larry David   #damnrichardcurtis #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags   I woke early and lay there for a while. Summer was buried under a mountain of covers, snoring. The sun was pouring in through the gap in the curtains, so I got […]

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Vodka is just fun water

Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags #damnrichardcurtis   I went down first, Summer humming to herself behind. We walked into the bar. The guy behind the bar was watching the large TV on the wall. He was young, maybe early twenties, dressed in baggy jeans and […]

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Non è farina del mio sacco

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. Cary Grant   #blueastheskymovie #lifeloveandhandbags #damnrichardcurtis     I was outside Summer’s work at five past three. I sat there and watched as she came out of work. “Leaving work early and going away. Perfect.” We talked about work on […]

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